Always upset that #6 is “quiche” and not “pie” which is obviously the broader category
But a pie should have a lid. If anything #7 should be pie rather than calzome.
The lid is optional (pizza pie, pumpkin pie, quiche) I will die on this hill
I feel like there are more kinds of pies without lids than ones with them anyway.
But then that would make a covered pie a calzone! And a hot dog a taco! And soup a salad! And an omelette a salad! And ice cream a sala- wait… I think this system is growing on me…
What a splendid pie. Pizza pizza pie.
Could y’all please stop dieing on hills all the time?! I love hiking, but all the corpses are really disturbing.
And even with a lid, it isn’t quite #7.
#7 is for things where there’s basically no distinction between the top and bottom. Even pies with a crust on top has a distinct “top” side, whereas the sides and bottoms are all pie crust.
#7 is for calzones, corn dogs, burritos, dumplings, pot stickers, ravioli, etc.
None of those are pies. That’s not even heresy, just wrongness.
A closed top pie form is called a galette.
The open top form is pie.
You got the galette backwards
Pies with lids are calzones
So most pies are calzones? Because most pies have lids.
This means that a calzone is a pie or that a pie is a calzone
Calzone is a pie.
A slice of apple pie is a taco. A slice of pumpkin pie is toast. A whole apple pie is a calzone, a whole pumpkin pie is a quiche. See how silly you sound?
(/s, the whole thing is clearly silly)
My therapist will be hearing about this
But quiche is even more fucking delicious.
I mean, it’s basically an egg pie with cheese and/or bacon, how could it not be delicious?
Calling a pie a quiche would upset more people. Thus quiche.
I think a pie should have an upper crust, so it’s more of a tart. Of course, tons of common food names break this convention so maybe quiche is fine anyways
Walks in with a burrito
“Behold, a Calzone”
Walks in with a hot dog
“Behold, a taco”
Walks in with an enchilada
“Behold, sushi”
Fool! That isn’t a cake!
It’s a lasagna.
Lasagna is pasta cake
Isn’t McDonald’s bread legally cake due to its sugar content?
That court ruling was about Subway’s bread, but I don’t doubt McDonald’s is similar.
If you’re going to bring lawyers into this, we’ll never see the end of it.
we’ve never been so close
The “sushi” should be “burrito”. That’s just one type of sushi, because what I picture when I hear “sushi” would probably be in the “toast” category (if rice counts as the “bread”)
I’m confused by the salad. Shouldn’t it be dozens of layers? I’m unfamiliar with whatever this meme’s progenitor was
This is what it comes from, and this meme is a poor cut of the rules and logic, probably for space reasons.
A salad with croutons is nachos.
The layers have to be starches, but if you have croutons then chaos
And? Subway’s has to classify it’s bread as cake because it’s too sweet.
Italian salad.
No, that’s a “torst” whatever the fuck that is. You have a bottom of carb and no sides or top.
What if I put the meatballs down first and then top it with spaghetti?
Upside-down torst
“Toast”
A quiche is a kind of pie. So that item should be the pie category, not the quiche category
A cuiche is a casserole in a dough.
Pie is just a sweet quiche with fewer eggs.
Nope, it’s missing a lid.
Back in my day they used to charge by the pixel.
Salad
Casserole is a salad eh? I kinda dig it
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Yep, that’s right. What’s your point?
A sausage roll is now sushi.
