COOCCCKKKKSSSS
Yelling, “Enthusiastic consent” in a public place is frowned upon but not illegal.
I can just yell “WOMEN!!!” :3
Me too, I love it when women
Hell yes.
“Nerdy people!” at the top of my lungs for some easy cash is simple enough lmao
So, um, hi!
Yeah absolutely
I mean in case you can just yell the thing really loud without context, and without anyone knowing why you’re yelling it, anyone should realistically take this. Hell, even a pedophile should take this offer. Getting a million bucks to yell “KIIIIIDSSSSS” out in public is an easy win.
*Note: I do not condone pedophilia, nor giving known pedophiles money just because (if at all).
If they shout kids the challenger can shoot them.
I mean, in theory, yes. But good luck proving that the person you just shot was claiming to be a pedophile. There’s no real probable cause to go searching through their PC. And the only one who knew they had to say what turns them on is you, the shooter. Also who knows, maybe they were joking?
I’d say if you shot them you’d be in trouble to be honest.
Fine…we’ll just put them on the list.
Does the list have to be exhaustive?
Yeah we could be there a while. Ill need lozenges.
Weird fetish, but okay.
“It depends on my mood at the time!”
Does the list have to be exhaustive or is just one thing enough? Do I get 1 million for each turn on? How public? The answer is almost certainly yes regardless, I just wanna know how far I gotta go.
Likewise I want to know how much I can get
Tittiiiiiees!
Just shout your SO’s name
I will ALSO shout your SO’s name.
“Your SO’s name!”
Anyone with even a little bit of financial sense should acquiesce. What do you mean no? In this economy?
How much to sing a song about it
let’s see, girls, boys, cars, pizza, rock, roll, spicy food, the couch cushion… Maybe it would be quicker to name what doesn’t turn me on?
Fine do that.
Well I was at my grandmother’s funeral and went in the bathroom and saw this weird sludge on the ground, got gotta say, didn’t feel a thing.
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Just the sludge?
Yeah that’s it.
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What about your grandmother’s funeral?
Well, why do you think I was in the bathroom.
OH MY GOD!
What not to do it, to calm down.
BBBBBBUT WHY?!
I don’t know it was just the music I guess.
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hah omg no 😅
Huh. That’s a brittle-ass spirit.
