a Linux user and a Raspberry Pi owner
I mean, ever tried to run Windows on that thing? How much seconds per frame did you get?
#MillennialHumor
I didn’t sign off on this.
He brings his fixie bike inside with him, announces he’s not ordering anything because he’s straight edge, then asks the barkeep if he has a minute to talk about Jesus.
One day, chilling behind the counter at my liquor store job, two middle aged guys walked in all wobbly and flushed. Placed two ‘light’ tall cans by the till and had a short but cute fight over who was paying. Umprompted, told me all about how they started going to crossfit together and how great crossfit is and on Sundays they treat themselves to a couple beers to go with the high protein lunch they make together.
I saw them often after that, they were straight as hell, and the loveliest damn boys I’d ever seen. I loved hearing about how much fun they had at crossfit.
Finding a close friend after high school is rare, after college is even more rare … after 30 is unicorn level rare.
Cash only? That’s fine because Bitcoin is actually an electronic cash system.
No self respecting linux vegan would proselytizes for Bitcoin. They might begrudgingly use them for their original purpose, but if asked about electronic payment, they talk about gnu taler.
Also he doesn’t own a TV
I know someone who has never owned a TV, yet it took me well over ten years of knowing him to realise this.
I found this out in the mid 2000s.I’d been around to his house on many occasions and never noticed, though I was usually there to pick him up to go do something else.
We’d talked hundreds and hundreds of times about numerous things, etc etc, yet it was only when I asked him a specific question about TVs that he said the immortal words of “I’ve never owned a TV”.
After another conversation where I initially didn’t believe him I found out that his parents had TVs but he was not really interested in them. And that in the evenings if he didn’t go to the gym, or hiking, or running, or to the pub, rock climbing, bike riding, the cinema, or whatever he would read a book.He also never took up the full usage of smartphones. He’s got one for work but that’s it. Calls, texts, emails, and that’s it.
He is also one of the happiest and most fulfilled people I know…the fucking bastard 😁That asshole found the secret to being happy and all it will cost me is TV and access to the Internet…I think that’s crazy enough to work, but I like my vices so nah.
“You should order the Steak” “I’ll get something else, I’m a vegan” “Man, you guys just won’t shut up about it, will you?”
I work at a bakery and am vegan. Whenever we get a new cake or vegetarian sandwich, my coworkers ask me to try it. At least one of them, H, is always surprised to learn that dairy products are in fact made from milk.
On the other hand, one of my coworkers brought in sesame sweets made without dairy, eggs, or honey and H didn’t believe they were actually vegan and kept making jokes about my cheat day.
Yeast is OK but honey is not? They both seem like a mild sort of symbiosis.
Yeast is a fungus, honey is an animal product
Yeast is a fungus, honey is made by bees. I used to be pretty neutral about honey, but we don’t adequately protect bees from the cold and other perils when we keep them.
I feel your pain, and I’m concerned about someone who works at a bakery not knowing where ingredients came from.
I’m not even vegetarian but I worked at a vegan/vegetarian restaurant where random people would come in to complain we didn’t have any meat on the menu. Like legit walk up to the host stand, pick up a menu, shout “Is there any meat?” and leave in a huff when we tell them no.
Their loss. I made a kick ass curry and put black bean burgers on the menu.
It’s pretty concerning, you’re right. I actually wrote a list of things that are vegan and vegetarian to keep in the back because some of my coworkers would give random answers when people asked about them (and we for some reason have chicken fat in our omelettes, so they seem vegetarian but aren’t).
You don’t have to say that you’re vegan, people already flip when you just don’t take the meat option.
You don’t have to say that you’re vegan, but it can simplify things when they either try to suggest other non-vegan options or insist that you really, really should try the steak because this one is really good
Unfortunately it often leads to people reading the menu and pointing out everything on it that is vegan, as if you don’t know how menus work or are struggling to read the same menu that they are. I know people who do this have their heart in the right place, I just wish their head was also in the right place. 😅
Habits are a weird thing. I always try to imagine doing the same thing the other way around. You eat meat? All meats? Even fish? So you just don’t care, oooor? They have. A nice soup, but it has no meat in it, you think that’s fine for you?
He uses Arch btw
Maybe Americans are just particularly insufferable but I’ve lived in France and the UK and nobody vegan ever went too hard or long about it. Just hasn’t been my experience, maybe that was more accurate a decade or so ago?
One of my best friends is a vegan, married to a vegan, and raising two kids who are chegans (like, mostly they’re vegan, and sometimes they eat some chicken nuggets at Grandma’s). Through him, I have met dozens of vegans. The most I’ve ever heard a vegan “go on” about veganism is if they’re specifically asked about it. Occasionally, you’ll hear them bring it up in discussions around related things (like if you’re talking about climate change, they may mention that animal farming is a massive contributor, or something to that effect). But mostly, it’s just a diet and they do their own diet thing.
The real issue is when someone asks “hey, wanna go to x restaurant tonight?” And they reply “lemme check the menu and make sure I can!” And then the person who originally asked the question wants to pretend like they’re Christ on the cross because they’re being so put out by the audacity of this filthy hippy to want to eat somewhere they can actually eat, instead of just sitting there and drinking water while everyone else eats.
In Oz, they certainly fucking do.
Went camping, set up the public BBQ, lit it. Vegan comes along and insists that we can’t cook meat on it because it will contaminate whatever she was cooking.
She turned a particularly interesting shade of green when I reminded her that it was public, had been used by a bajillion meat eaters, and meat contamination was the least of her worries - given druggies and drunks would piss on it in the wee small hours every public holiday.
She left soon after.
American here, have heard orders of magnitude more people complaining about vegans than I’ve ever heard vegans complaining.
It’s do-gooder derogation. People get upset when they see someone else being more moral than them. Instead of trying to either grow themselves or accept their own imperfections, they lash out.
And some people just like being part of the in-group, and see vegans as an easy out-group to mock.
I’m a north American who is currently around a number of vegans and they’ve all been quite respectful around non-vegans. These jokes/memes confuse me and one of the ways it makes sense to me is that’s it’s a projection. A mental twist to give themselves a moral high ground or less guilt to justify all their own talking about preparing and eating meat.
I’m more likely to hear a meat eater complain about how difficult it is to not eat meat. Some that I have been around act like it’s the only source of protein available. It gives me the subtle vibe that they can’t imagine other people in the world can be healthy by eating differently without meat.
Maybe it was true a number of years ago but I wasn’t around many vegans back then so I have no personal experience either.
My guess is that saying stuff like this spread like wildfire from and among the same right wing douchebags that come up with gems like ThE RaDiCaL FeMiNiSt lEfTiSt wOkE LiBrUhL GaY FoRcEd dIvErSiTy aGeNdA
Funny that you never hear anything from the quiet vegans.
a north American who is currently around a number of vegans and they’ve all been quite respectful around non-vegan
“I have issues the stereotype of movement behind my food choices.”
I’m more likely to hear a meat eater complain about how difficult it is to not eat meat.
“I agree and promote the stereotypes of people who aren’t part of my movement.”
Yeah, it’s the American part that’s the real issue, but they’d rather blame it on the Vegan/Linux/crossfiter/etc thing instead
At least he’s not a Harvard grad
I guess the activism must be working then
He asks if they serve Celsius drinks.
