RIP innocent book, your sacrifice helped someone make a meme
Deeply offended by this.
Eat with one hand, book with other
Oh god, just looking at that hurts my soul.
I know right? They’ve probably got booklice on those wings now.
Just adds to the flavour.
I’ve worked tech support. I know exactly what this guy’s keyboard looks and feels like.
I had a friend in elementary school who would eat cheetos while playing Nintendo. And not the smart way with chopsticks neither.
Ever since, I’m anal about keeping my controllers clean. So gross
Oh man I did not need to know that.
This is one of the reasons why I kinda like the digital age, I have the option of going digital with like journaling and stuff.
Like imagine trying to move with 15 years worth of journals… lmao…
also fires destroys everything… you can make unlimited digital copies, encrypt, and upload it to like 10 different servers across the world, hell even free accounts with like 10gb storage is enough to store a lot of stuff
I know people say they wanna “go back to simpler times”, but for me, nah, I’m good, I like this technological era (minus the corporatist enshittification stuff, GO FOSS ALL THE WAY!)
Napkins exist yo.
I’ve got just the inventions for you:
btw: rather @shitpost, no?
I’m not even a book person and this killed me a little. I am a wing person though. Why would you waste the sauce?
really. you just eat your wings and then you wash your hands. and then your wash your hands and then you wash your hands before you touch your book!
Just have someone feed you while you read. Problem solved
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Gotta stop cheaping out with this paper if you would buy stone tablet’s you can just take a hose to them afterwards.
Kindle and push the buttons with your pinky.
e-ink tablet with a water proof case.
Problem solved!
How did he take the picture?
We need proof.
Douchey Meta glasses, maybe?
