I can’t even feel superior to everyone when theirs so many arch installers!! I use real arch btw. I thought “I guess I should go to Gentoo” but then wait, CHROMEOS IS A GENTOO INSTALLER!
I feel like we only have two options now
- Ascend to BSD-land
- Ironically supporting Windows Unironically
edit: I have decided to replace my debian laptop with BSD
How is no-one here saying QubesOS???
The only correct answer.
If you’re not on TempleOS, you were never really serious about feeling superior
Back to LFS.
I did that once. It instantly made my beard double the length.
It shrunk the hairs on top and pushed it through the skull into the neck region.
So now I am bald and neck bearded. Thank whatever deity you believe for I was already married.
Especially in the neck area, I assume
only*
im building my own linux, with hookers and no C code
Ah, a Rust heretic
This just came out. https://www.phoronix.com/news/GNU-Hurd-In-2026
When normal BSD becomes too mainstream, you can also run Darwin. Run KDE Plasma and a custom theme to make it look like Windows.
Always gotta stay two steps ahead of the normies
Haiku and ReactOS have been mentioned, but SerenityOS hasn’t yet, maybe that is an option too. :D
It is time to create your own distro with Linux from Scratch or Yocto. It will stay special as long as you don’t share the installer or even the repo ;-)
Plan9, then you can smugly say Unix systems are sooo legacy.
You get an ARM or RISCV machine to run Linux on obviously. Then you shit on the plebs with their legacy systems.
You also need PostmarketOS on your phone of course.I feel seen.
Run everything off OSX server.
Open source Windows obviously. https://reactos.org/
All these recent Windows to Linux converts, whining about how Linux should be more like Windows, should be going to ReactOS. They want open source Windows, not open source Unix.
Debian Hurd?
Now you have to move on to obscure open source hardware. Linux phone and/or a RISC-V computer
+1 for linux phone it needs some VoLTE love.
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