i got my bachelor in 2025
i wanna be them-
It is the afternoon. My phone dings. I slide the notification open.
Thank you for your interest in being part of our team! However, at this time—
I want to shoot myself. Think I’ll just quietly starve instead.
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Not so sure about that.
I wish I could pull that look but I have the body proportions of a dwarf blacksmith from LoTR.
Modern science is pretty amazing stuff.
Or, alternanatively, you can have an all natural fursuit. Some people are into that 🤔
Sounds like you already have the alternative answer, now you just need the courage and the niche community to go with it.
that’s kinda hard tbf!
I’ll show you why they put “cum laude” on my diploma
In Finnish “laude” is the bench you sit on in a sauna. You can imagine the laughter when a bunch of teens learn about cum laude
lol sauna bench cum? I’m so honored!
I’d like summa cum laude plz :3
That looks like a bottom to me 😏
Maybe if you introduce another dog person
Same!!! Spent 6 months looking for CS jobs and I’ve now given up and will probably soon be working as a cashier. I will still be doing game dev in my spare time though, which is what I’d much rather be doing than software dev. Maybe it’s not so bad (massive copium).
i feel you, i genuinely considered making an only fans or something 😿
😿 I did too, but ultimately I don’t think I would have been able to handle it so I backed out.
engineering grad in 2025… so many wonderful job opportunities await (in a parallel universe, this one just has fake job postings)
Plenty of jobs in CS that stoke ennui so no worries
industrial automation
We can be jobless 2025 Comp Sci Grads together :3
Please hire me its been three months since I graduatedI’m not in CS but in a similar situation, graduated 8 months ago and can’t find a job that has anything to do with my degree :3
yeyy 😺
Try 3 years
I feel for you kids, I do, I had a 25+ yr IT career with an economics degree and very little skill, good luck!
One more for my puppygirl harem
Surely it’s a pack?
Meow
I’ll gladly adopt any CS student like that. I’d love to refresh my graph theory
You just need to know everything is DAGs (Directed Acyclic Graph):
- Workflow automation (like Airflow) - DAG
- Distributed Computing (like Spark) - DAG
- All Deep Learning models (also, surprisingly) - DAG
oh? o. o
We found a volunteer!
meow >:3
Doesn’t seem like you’ll get a master degree anytime soon.
Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof c:
What a coincidence! I got my CS bachelor in 2022!
