Bidets are cool but y’all need to eat more fiber.
Wiping more just turns the paper red instead of brown
Install a bidet. They’re 20 bucks, it’s a spray nozzle on a hose, they’re awesome. Saw them on holiday in Cambodia everywhere, installed one when I got home, have zero regrets.
Sure, BUT, don’t just connect it to the cold water supply - they need proper isolation - I’ve heard of cases where households have gotten really sick and they found that bacteria from the bum gun had made it back to the drinking water.
What? How would that even work? The nozzle gets dirty and the bacteria propagate three feet up the tube against occasional water flow and into the main pipe?
I’d imagine something like a guest bathroom that is rarely used so the bacteria have time to multiply and diffuse up the water pipe. Or develop a biofilm on the pipe walls that isn’t removed by running water (to see this effect leave a dish of water out for a few days so it feels slimy then try to rinse it with water)
I don’t think this is likely at all, but I could understand how it could come about in some niche situations.
You’re not supposed to use them as a douche. You should spray it against your anus, not insert it.
Honestly, I don’t know how that would work. When I spray, the nozzle doesn’t get wet from ricochet. My hand, button and nozzle stay dry except for the tiny holes where the water comes out.
Douching master race. Moved and my bidet no longer has the necessary pressure for douching and I’m back to being the guy from OP’s meme. Don’t know about inserting anything anywhere tho, the right amount of water pressure, maybe with the right angles, and you’re good to go.
Even then, I see no way for water to go back up the bidet line and contaminate stuff elsewhere. Its like expecting faucets to contaminate things upstream when you wash your hands, it kinda makes no sense, at least to me.
Backflow preventers are a thing. I’d never considered it for a bidet but it makes sense.
It’s tough kid, but it’s life? Don’t forget to pack a wife?
Downvoters don’t get the reference
I get called unc on the regular for exactly this kinda shit I swear😭
Get yourself a proper heated bidet and you’ll never go back. I bought a Toto it warms the seat, automatically shoots soothing warm water at your angry brown eye and then blow dry’s your bum.
Best purchase ever!
Recently went to Japan for work and my hotel had one of these so I got to try it out.
It’s my belief that you haven’t experienced the best life has to offer until you’ve had your butthole powerwashed. It was a trancsendental experience for me.
Seconded.
Once you splash yo crack, you’ll never go back.
Hell a cold water bidet will change your life too
Is that the dude that played professor X in the newer X-men movies?
Yep
And thinking about the amount of paper used, praying that is not going to be clogged
Flush every few wipes to reduce the chance.
Sometimes I’m on my phone while wiping a streaky one and lose track of the amount of paper used.
Flush early, flush often.
Stop wiping and use a portable bidet. You’ll never go back to wiping.
Portable bidet
Okay we have a bidet at home but even when I use it I still need to wipe after. Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass or what exactly am I supposeed to do when using it.
Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass
Yes. I only use toilet paper afterwards to dry everything.
I tried that but it just does not clean that well it seems. The toilet paper gets dirty
You maybe have a shitty bidet, or its settings need to be adjusted .
Also there’s a bit of technique - you gotta move around a bit; work the spray around to get everything.It’s a standalone one
Use your hands and wash with soap. Then use toilet paper to pat dry afterwards. That’s what I do and you can’t get any cleaner than that.
I only do that in severe cases
pressure wash your ass
Yes. It shouldn’t take that much pressure.
But it does not clean that well.
Maybe you have low water pressure? It should feel like a tiny hose.
Yeah, low water pressure would be my guess.
Water can cut through steel plate at high enough pressure. It can certainly remove poop from a butt with enough pressure.
You’re just not supposed to doomscroll on the toilet until everything is dried and has to be scraped off.
I don’t usually spend more than 5 minjtes shitting so…
Eat more fibre
You get what you deserve
laughs in bidet
constipation perhaps.
