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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

The Gulf of America today, in a country where they believe climate change doesn't exist.

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The Gulf of America today, in a country where they believe climate change doesn't exist.

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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    Im not going to call it the Gulf of America. That’s embarrassing.

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      Nobody is except those ring-tailed dingdongs called the Republicans.

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        And you. Since you posted with that exact name. Telling on yourself?

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          No LOL I’m being sarcastic.

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            I would quote it or somehow explicitly indicate your sarcasm since it doesn’t translate well over text. You can edit post titles.

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            sarcasm is an antipattern. you should try to remove it from your online dialogs

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          Lemmy and getting jokes. What a tough combo.

        • catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works
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          Woosh. Pretty ironic for someone called “PunnyName”

    • Allonzee@lemmy.world
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      I’ll call it the Gulf of Carl’s Jr

      Because that’s where we’re at.

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        I just realized Trump probably thinks it’s the Golf of Mexico

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        I’ll call it the Gulf of Carl’s Jr Hardee’s

        Because that’s where we’re it’s at.

        • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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          Gulf of Rax’s

          • DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com
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            Are there Rax’s in gulf states?

    • BoofStroke@sh.itjust.works
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      Freedom Fries

    • Madison420@lemmy.world
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      The fact we’re going to spend money to print new fucking maps is infuriating.

      • CodexArcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Seriously, did anyone check how much money Rand-McNally and Garmin donated to the “inauguration fund?”

        • Madison420@lemmy.world
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          Somehow I imagine schools that are just now replacing maps that show the USSR with these products of ego. Like we as a nation are hilariously bad with geography but we don’t need to throw in curve balls to make us look dumber.

          • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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            just now replacing maps that show the USSR with these products

            “Let’s not be hasty it might come back”

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        Hasn’t happened yet, but I’m waiting to see how long it takes Google to make the change in Maps.

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          Wonder what happens in google maps if viewed outside of the us? Since my country is not changing the name.

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            I suspect it’ll remain the gulf of Mexico. Google displays maps in local languages based on your IP, so I assume they’d use the name your country accepts. If you log in from Japan you see the sea of Japan to the west, but if you log in from Korea it’s called the east sea

        • Madison420@lemmy.world
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          Imma call it the Gulf of Hispaniola to really confuse the matter.

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          There’s a discussion about this at openstreetmaps.

          Presumably at Wikipedia also.

          Determining what things are named is complex.

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      I’m gonna call it the Gulf of Chile, because Chile is the best country of chile fuck yeah 🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🦅🦅

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        Looooong live the Long Chilean Empire

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        Gulf of Paraguay.

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    Gulf of Mexico.

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      I was like where?

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    Gulf of Mexico. Don’t fucking legitimize it.

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      it’s sarcasm, come on….
      but i’d put it in quotes, or qualify it somehow….
      like: the supposedly “Gulf of America”.
      …

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      Idk, I’d say it’s accurate considering how much the U.S. has destroyed what was the Gulf of Mexico.

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        Alternate title: The Cesspool of America.

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          I prefer “Gulf of Trump’s an Infantile Imbecile” or “Gulfed only by Trump’s Impotence and Ignorance”.

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            Ooh, both good choices. So tough to choose.

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    I will not upvote any post that says gulf of America, regardless of being a joke. Fuck you.

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    Gulf of America

    No such place.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Sure there is, it’s right off the American Ocean (not to be confused with the West American Ocean).

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      deleted by creator

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    Trump fixed global warming, you filthy libural

    Nothing is ever good enough for y’all

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      I know you’re joking, but for those who get “gotcha-d” with similar comments:

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        Nobody remembers “frisky dingo” and that disappoints me.

        • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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          Wazzat?

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            Murderface, the villain, has a rocket that he plans to use to push the earth into the sun. But instead it only pushed earth a few feet further from the sun and he was credit with solving global warming and went on to run for president. It was basically the trial run for archer, lot of the same humor, similar characters, and most of the voice actors. Great show. It also spun off as a series called the x-ticles but only had a show or two before the company folded.

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      Top minds are working to fix our socialist fire departments as we speak too!

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    Don’t even entertain the name with a joke. That’s lending it legitimacy.

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    Gulf of Mexico, you mean. The gulf of America is something that doesn’t exist

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      The Gulf of America is the wealth gap between the poor and the ultra-rich.

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      I believe the Gulf of America is actually in Russia

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    Instead of Canada, we’re going to rename it Canamerica. Instead of Mexico, we’re going to name it Mexigoingtoamerica.

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      Then we can take back the Canama Panal.

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      I’ve been using canadia for years, got a ring to it you know. Did I miss something about the gulf though, was this really a talking point to be freedom fried on day one?

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        Canada: comes from the Huron-Iroquois word “kanata,” meaning “village”.

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          That’s a big ass village

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            deleted by creator

        • mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org
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          I’m not your guy buddy!

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        There was literally an executive order on it yesterday. Link

        TL;DR: he’s ordered Denali to be renamed back to Mount McKinley and Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America.

        Sadly not The Onion.

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          Wow that’s just… gonna be a long 4 years of facepalms. He’s aware executive orders aren’t kings edicts right? Any non gov official can be like cool story bra. I will need to buy more beer.

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      We’re going to be “Kraft VegemiteTM Presents Australia”.

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    Guild of Mexico.

    Flippancy or sarcasm, or not, continuing to use his language only empowers it.

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    United States North of Mexico

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      North (of Mexico) America.

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    Gulf Of Disappeared Dinosaurs Area Meteorite Nuke

    or short: GODDAMN

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    Still think its weird he didn’t start with changing new Mexico to something else but instead the gulf.

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    Not sure if funny or depressing

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      Depending if you are into “told ya so” despite still being about the same fucked either way

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    Gulf o Murica. FTFY.

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