A RAID controller and a tin of snus.
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
A hat and buyer’s remorse.
Weed vape and this bad boy
A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.
Anxiety and depression
Lol beat me to it
Black clothes and Thinkpad?
A cat and a bike
A knife. And another knife.
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!
A pillow and my phone
Inaction figure.
Brilliant! I’ll have to make one now!
Can of beer and a bowling ball
A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.
Not a toilet?
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Nice marmot.
A dab rig and a camera
Action keyboard and action mouse.
i would like to upgrade to the Power Glove™ pls
Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I’ll be loads and loads of fun.
2 gray kitties
