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Coincidentally, hugh Jackman as van helsing will do the same thing
Is 2004 action horror Van Hellsing woke now?
I was about to complain that she can’t turn me gay. I withdraw my objection.
If anything, I found she made me even more hetero than ever. Checkmate Gaylords!
I thought that was Lucy Lawless in Xena. The one that makes you gay, not the lass in the pic.
The Gay Agenda has many agents
*gaygents
Theres one for every generation.
Excuse me, but I think you mean Mila Jovovich in Resident Evil.
Pardon, but did you say “Multipass”?
I’m sorry but I’m certain you meant Michelle Rodriguez.
It’s even more potent than that! I’m not even female, but now I suddenly want to be so this can make me gay.
egg_irl is leaking
I want to say “I’m not even gonna ask”, but that’d be a very small lie.
Eggs are trans people before they’ve hatched. When they still don’t realize, or aren’t sure.
Is there also Kate Becknotforsale?
She’s not as popular. But Beckinsale isn’t nearly as popular as BOGOsale. Just goes to show there’s always a bigger fish.
I don’t get it. Her name isn’t Beckforsale.
Beckfullprice may be better?
Kate Beckoutretailprice
I think you mean BeQueenSale
Is he having a stroke?
Van Helsing is such a fun movie.
love it
One of my gay-wakenings for sure
Nope. Still straight. I don’t know how that would work, anyway.
Have you checked your kids? Your kids are the ones at risk of a homosexual awakening 😔
It’s your kids Marty. Somethings got to be done about your kids!
You’re suggesting verifying your kids’ sexuality on a regular basis?!?!
Are you questioning our snuggly nugget of stridor and savior-in-sonorous-rhonchi?
[pug noise]
I couldn’t make any sense of your comment at all for a while, but now I understand.
And no, not really, not ever, just having silly internet fun.
Snuffle be with you.
You mean this in the nicest possible way, I’m sure, so may your life be filled with the cutest of furry friends snuggling you to your heart’s content.
NGL, at this point, if I didn’t have this one right here, perpetually overfull of wiggly adoration and unconditional love, it wouldn’t be worth anywhere near as much. 🥹🙇🏼♂️🥰
Check the closet for a sudden proliferation of flannel
What if my kids are not female?
Then check for spandex.
