I need to know more about Daldo
I did some googling
wow someone actually made an OST for an old shitpost. that’s amazing
If you read the top comment of the youtube it suggests that there is lore here and it was actually a real thing
It could be someone just fucking around writing a like 2 page youtube comment but I want to believe that this was actually supposed to be a straight to vhs movie about a kid with a congenital defect who chooses to wear cross shaped prosthesis (to bear the cross, get it) and is relentlessly bullied.
Apparently a workprint/screener exists and that’s where the meme came from. I love the idea of some disillusioned kid being forced to watch a horrible indoctrination film, seeing right through it, and turning it into a shitty meme that outlives the memory of the actual movie itself. Of course that could all just be made up
I think that’s a creative writing bit, kind of like Tumblr Goncharov meme. I went down a rabbit hole a few years back when I first found it and ended up on a art commission forumn where somebody was requesting the image described. I can’t link it though because trying to find it on the new-and-improved google results wasteland seems impossible. But there is a knowyourmeme entry for it now. Knowyourmeme claims it has a different origin, so maybe that forum post I found was a hallucination.
Either way, notice that you can’t find any other angles of the case. I actually wanted to try recreating it to give to my cousin as a wedding gift but I would have had to make something to put on the reverse side of the box. and the plot synopsis is right there on the front
I was really stoked when the lore comment mentioned Adventures in Odessy though. 90’s Christian media is a fever dream
The only results I can find for “Jeff Raskin” or “evangelical video alliance” seem to bring up the same text on Reddit, where it’s been claimed to be a copy pasta.
Gaither’s Pond and the Dorbees are real though.
Rats
Now just someone needs to “leak” the unfinished animations …
This one is older and does not sound like AI generated nonsense, which became pretty common for fake (lost) media stuff.
this was uploaded 2 years ago but i feel like this meme is much older
This is one of my favourite shitposts. Growing up with things like The Donut Man and Psalty the Singing Songbook makes this almost feel real, like it was some half-forgotten fever dream.
Everything is Terrible! collects a lot of that type of unhinged Christian stuff.
Well, the Globglogabgalab is 110% completely real, in defiance of all reason and decency.
Psalty was such a wild rabbit hole to go down too. That couple is still alive and they’re still running their website. Interesting little artifact
I never noticed this before but it looks like they blurred out a quote by Daldo at the bottom under the first quote.
It’s just the flat patch of green, you can see it on other parts of the grass too.
I’m looking for the obvious plant sticker but I’m not seeing it
Not the beans
