A bottle of water. Wash yourself back there. Yes, like properly with your hand, like what you do in the shower. A lot more hygienic.
No, it’s not “disgusting” doing that. You go back there with toilet paper anyway. You think shit moisture doesn’t get on your hand when using toilet paper?
“Shit moisture”, you ppl. are going insane…
Or get a Bidet. Like a build in one.
Horror story:
Shaved mine in prep for my first colonoscopy. I know, they see some nasty shit, don’t know why I cared. Took TWO bottles of the lemon flavored ass blaster juice.
Ended up holding my ass cheeks apart and screaming at my ex-wife, “Get the neighbor! GET THE NEIGHBOR!” Said neighbor was a nurse but I was in such agony I couldn’t think of her name.
Halfway down my ass cheeks, and all the way down from there, my flesh looked sandpapered, sunburned. Pain doesn’t make me cry, but my eyes were plenty blurry that night.
And I still had to shit more lemon juice. Try not to think on this story.
What the fuck is “lemon flavored ass blaster juice”??
I thought you wanted your neighbour to watch for a moment there
“Oh? That wasn’t what you called me for?”
puts away wine bottle
What was the neighbor’s reaction?
My life is better knowing i will.never do this to myself.
Thanks - you’ve made the rest of us look better, just by sharing your story
bidets or water solve this too
You can get a toilet bidet attachment that turns your toilet into a washlet. Get a good one with front and back settings, and you don’t have to wipe the front either.
As often is the case, it’s best to do a little of both.
All fun and games until you try and let a sneaky one rip in public
I did this once
The feeling of sweaty aka slippery butt cheeks in summer while walking to class and worst of all climbing stairs was too much. And let’s not forget that farts have a to physically separate your cheeks to escape. Too much weird feeling.
Never again
Now I let my butthole grow some hair but keep it trimmed low because I’m not a heathen
Just use some gold bond or other body powder. Problem solved. Thongs also solve the problem and are really quite comfortable once you’re used to them.
I’m pretty sure this is where the term “butt trumpet” came from.
Just get a damn bidet. Life changing.
Take just it
I don’t know where they keep theirs. I’ll probably need to just get my own.
Check their toilets
Not all poops occur at home.
Travel bidet. I know of two co-workers who bring one to work daily. Think squeeze bottle with a long straw.
Edit: personally I’m not a fan, to be clear, but it’s possible.
I tried shaving my asshole but he ran away and never came back.
Wait 2 days, till it starts growing back.
This is why three seashells are superior to TP.
Stop trying to push your BS Dr. Cocteau.
HAH! He doesn’t know what the seashells are for!
fr tho, from personal experience shaving ur arsehole is a fucking blessing
I could not imagine the regrowth itch from that being part of the blessed experience?
There simply is none if you do it regularly, at least for me.
As someone with a lot of experience shaving body hair, if you do it regularly it’s fine. If you do it every once in a while, that’s where it gets itchy. Tbh armpits get the itchiest regrowth, for me anyway.
A truly brutal experience I’ll never revisit.
that is 100% true.
but since i found that i actually enjoy all my body hair being off, i just shave everything 1-2 times a week.
except my beard. gotta have something to remain dwarven.
Ugh, that’s so much work, though. I found that the OG Ball-ber (trimmer for your balls) had guide combs that were perfect for my body hair and trimming my whole body only took 10 minutes.
When I broke it I upgraded to the Pro, and unfortunately the guide comb sucks (it’s a shitty dial one that’s facing the wrong way).
Shaving can be… bad: https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html
Came looking for exactly that epic story 😄
Bidet is the way
Nair bikini on ur butthole. It will change ur life.
Yall ever fucked with an aerodynamic anus before???
Nair feels like getting the shit chemically burned off. I’ll shave with cream and a blindfold before ever doing that again.
I don’t care how silky the hole is. I would rather do gymist poses in the mirror.
I guess you’ve got really delicate skin :P I’ve definitely left the cream on longer than they suggest and I never got any irritation or chemical burns.
The worst is a couple ingrown hairs that are irritated for the first few days.
It’s a good idea if you have the right sort of skin tone. IPL works best on people with light skin and dark hair, but it might work on other combinations as well. Unfortunately, it doesn’t work very well on dark skinned people
I love my at home hair removal thingy, these work!
I eat a lot of fibre; makes the cleaning part a lot easier.
But these hairs that we have a fetish for removing are functional for our health and comfort, to varying degrees.
I take a monster shot of psyllium husk everyday. Hardly anything to wipe and my shit no longer stinks.
