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The fucking mushrooms.
I know this is probably a repost but the self-censorship is super annoying and has entered the lexicon in ways that can permanently damage human communication as a whole.
Yeah sure censor stuff from kid shows but we’re at the point where “unalive” and “pdf file” are being used as code words. Everyone knows what they mean, even the censors.
fucking fucking
I dont like mushrooms, maybe this is why… :)
Some mushrooms are nice. Some are cold hearted killers.
I have a simple flowchart to determine what is or isn’t a veggie:
> Can I eat it? -> Yes -> Does it come from an animal? -> No = Vegetable
Rice, my favorite vegetable.
That’s why they call you the bread man.
Sand has a lot of minerals in it. Probably the healthiest veggie of them all!
I had always learned if it has seeds (in nature) then it was a fruit, otherwise it was a vegetable or something else
if it has seeds (in nature) then it was a fruit, otherwise it was a vegetable
Many vegetables have seeds.
Pumpkins are already in the example, but think peppers, legumesI would still consider those fruits tbh, but yea they do draw the line
VEGETABLES DO NOT EXIST
First of all, cucumbers get the same flack, and those are actually green.
My wife and I like to joke that vegetables aren’t real and all of them are just something else in reality.
You’re correct! “Vegetable” is a culinary term. “Fruit” is both botanical and culinary. The “tomato isn’t a fruit” nonsense comes from people trying to conflate the two; if we called botanical fruits “grunkles” we wouldn’t have this problem.
All in favor of renaming botanical fruits to “gruntled”?
Aye
Edit: God damn you, autocorrect
FFTFY:
Not fixed as ‘content not viewable in your region’
Fixed now?
Yes!
You need to be in a better region.
Don’t we all
The fuck region are you in?
Yeah I knew mushrooms were shady shit since when they snuck in with the badgers. Nobody batted an eye back then and look at where we are now.
Why you hatin’ on mushrooms? They’re a fungi, if you get to know 'em
I always categorized them as a snake
Big Mushroom is taking the slow play, and frankly, it’s impressive
Vegetables aren’t real. They made up the classification just to sell things that aren’t fruits.
Big Celery just trying to legitimize crunchy water
I could go for some refreshingly crunchy big celery right now
Maybe dipped in some oily legume seed paste that has a name including -nut but isn’t one
Same with nuts. Botanically, not a thing.
johnny is human tho
Now this a QAnon theory I can align with. #finally
Now this a QAnon theory I can align with. #finally
Now this a QAnon theory I can align with. #finally
Fruit has a botanical and a culinary definition.
Vegetable only has a culinary definition.
Trying to decide on what food fits which category purely on the botanical definition of fruit is silly. In many other languages, the botanical and culinary definition even use completely different words. It’s like saying lobster is red meat using a scientific definition of red.
But if we are having fun with this, rhubarb: definitely no fruit, but far too sweet, too often consumed raw or minimally processed, and far too at home in a yoghurt to fit nicely into the group vegetable.
Well vegetable used to be used sometimes to mean “plant”.
Most people don’t really understand how words work.
Having both definition of the same word that can be confused with each other is also silly, the culinary definition should find a new word.
Rhubarb’s just sour celery
THANK YOU
But if we are having fun with this, rhubarb: definitely no fruit, far too sweet to fit nicely into vegetable.
Oh boy, another reason to hate rhubarb.
Also, you want a sweet vegetable? Sugar beet.
raw unprocessed sugar cane is delicious
