Leslie Knope for me!

This characters punches are as powerful as nukes, can survive being hit by several nukes, has nearly indestructible arms, can fly really fast, being able to reach space in seconds, has managed to invent interplanetary teleportation, knows about the afterlife, even making an ability that prevents people he killed from coming back to life, can destroy the observable universe by concentrating for a minute and does not require food, water or oxygen
The planet he ruled seemed pretty peaceful
A nice variant of a genie could also work
Sounds cool but Goku solos (sry)
I hadn’t heard of Leslie Knope. I looked her up and ok, but Archibald Tuttle from Brazil is more my style. Heh.
Samuel Vimes commander of the Ankh-Morpork city watch (and Detritus so people have no choice but to do as he says).
Sonic the Hedgehog. He goes really fast like this-PSSHHWWWWW!
Robin Hood, but modernized as a 21st-century hacker type so that he can cope in today’s world. But I’d still like him to look like he belongs in an edgy 90s movie, complete with green tights, for authenticity’s sake.
Elliot (Mr Robot)
A really good “people first in mind” politician. But that’s only in fairy tales.
All of the good guys; none of the bad guys. Except Bebop and Rocksteady. They’re not so bad without Shredder and Krang.
Ted Lasso
We all need that kind of positivity
God.
Specifically the version of God that is simultaneously all good, all knowing, and all powerful.
Were our universe created by such a being, evil could not exist: our reality would be very, very, very different compared to the dumpster fire that we all get to experience.
almost all the GOD in media portrays very similar to the bible ones, cruel, amoral, highly apathetic, and wrathful, probably as way to not upset snowflake christian viewers.
Agree, but I was think more like the Greek gods. They’re far more interesting.
Cthulhu, if only to mix up the goddamn headlines for a bit.
My Canadian girlfriend.
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Say what you will about Idiocracy, but President Camacho knew his country was suffering a problem and he found the smartest man in the world, hired him, and put him to work to resolve it. If only we could get Trump to care this much.
I’ll go with an obscure one and say TRON. I think it would be really incredible if there was an actual sentient program on my computer that worked actively to maintain, improve, and secure my system.
We get a limited view of that on the movies, but I would really enjoy being able to just open communication with the computer directly and ask it to help with complex work.
Essentially AGI instead of LLM.
Samwise Gamgee, Gandalf, and Aragorn from LOTR. Or just basically every sage/wise archetype character in stories. Need their wisdom to help me get thru life to prevent me from falling into another depressive episode.
R2D2. Would like a robot friend that makes funny beeps and boops sounds so I won’t be sad 24/7.
Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil (game), Dante and Vergil from Devil May Cry (game). They seem cool and are badass.
Smoking some pipeweed with gandalf would be sick Radagast and tom bobadil also have to bethere!
Might as well include every Hobbit and elf in the Tolkien universe to the list, too! Living in The Shire would be nice :)
I would rather life with the wood elfs to be honest
Sometimes Winnie the Pooh. Sometimes Cthulhu.
Cthulhu the Pooh?










