Then this is Windows 10/11:

Btw, it got stuck in Antarctica.
NGL, I think this is really freaking cool…
Too bad it runs Windows (by default)
Damn Small Linux:

openSUSE

Tiny Core Linux(/Alpine/Void/etc)

OpenWrt

Alpine
Who’s this?
MacOS
Could also be Windows 3.1 with the hot dog theme.
Pop OS
Looks like Google livery so I’m going with ChromeOS.
If Arch is this, what is Gentoo? An IKEA car?
Just the schematics
And the shop drawings for all the parts.
Gentoo makes you compile the raw materials yourself
Straight to the mines.
True. Should be a mountain of raw materials
What is Linux from scratch than?
Slackware:

If Debian has to be something on four wheels it’ll be a lorry. Something that does nothing fancy but absolutely essential and is doing alright thank you very much.
If it has to be a sedan-type vehicle, then it’s 100% a Toyota Corolla - boring AF, but bulletproof and everyone has parts for it.
Yeah whatever Debian is it definitely has a roof and no fins out of the box.
NixOS:

Who wouldn’t want to have their car assembled automatically
beton scratchfrom scratch each time they need it ?beton scratch
🤔
There was this show, with a vintage cottage car in dumb, beton floor & walls and all…
Bazzite:

SteamOS:

Android:

Typically it’s more:

According to ChatGPT the Mint car is a Chevy Spark. And now I am thinking I should be driving a Chevy Spark if it is anywhere near as reliable and easy to use as Linux Mint.
I cannot stress enough how little I care what ChatGPT says about linux
Sloperators promoting clanker “opinions” be like
Gentoo is like “here are the instructions about how to machine every little piece you’ll need. Hope you have a good lathe!”
I viewed more as an Toyota.
Mint should be a Mitsubishi Mirage. People make fun of it, sure, but it keeps working anyway.
Mint is best for my purposes. Making fun from it is silly
Fedora

Proxmox?

Which would make this ESXI?

Especially since it’s on its way out.
I’m guessing Fedora is boring but reliable?
That was my recollection of it, but apparently times have changed. Seems like Fedora and Debian should be swapped then, I never thought of Debian as fancy, but it is reliable.
Fedora is the cutting edge consumer release of RedHat, so I wouldn’t call it either boring or reliable
BedrockLinux?

???Or probably more accurately one of these BYOVs:

I think you do not know what BedrockLinux is.

Still wrong bedrock.
Next you’ll be showing me a block of

Shit, you’re right!

You confused fedora with RHEL (before 6)
No, I’m just old 😢
Or maybe yes, I’m just old idk 😭












