• Alexander@sopuli.xyz
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    …and by “harsh” they mean “typical”

    Here, in the North, as snow covers the ground we make sacrificial fat ball offerings to the beast, you know, just in case. Brain is mostly fat tissue.

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    As it turns out, many “herbivores” just need to eat and will fill in with your flesh given the chance and they’re hungry enough

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    The definition of “small mammals” is too vague, because compared to a blue whale, I am fairly small. That’s why I feed those critters.

  • lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 hours ago

    Just let me slap you in the face with my boobs bro, it’s just really cold bro, it’s just until your skull cracks open and i can eat your brains bro, please bro, they’re great tits bro, it’s science bro

  • pedz@lemmy.ca
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    3 hours ago

    Apparently horses sometimes eat small birds. They shouldn’t but it seems it can happen if they are hungry, or bored and/or curious.

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      A family member had a mule that had to be kept away from the chickens, as the animal would gobble up any chick within reach.

      It wasn’t casual, it wasn’t out of hunger.

      The vet was horrified when he saw it happen, even after being warned.

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      What you want to do is go to a search engine, and do an image search for mind blowing great tits. You’ll probably have to turn the content filter off because the image may be gory. Then, just go to the page associated with the most relevant image.