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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 hours ago

Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 hours ago
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/22503006

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  • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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    I’d suggest posting on the war thunder forums.

  • (des)mosthenes@lemmy.world
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    they do use linux LynxOS-178

  • LiveLM@lemmy.zip
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    What a beautiful picture though. Anyone know the source?

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    Just install linux bro, it’s not that difficult. You’ll have to compile the F-35 drivers from source, but that’s just the cost of having a reliable system.

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      Wouldn’t it be handy to have a *Live*USB at hand?

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        The pilot should check if that yellow striped cable is a lanyard for a USB.

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    “I have two copies of War Thunder running, and neither is working”

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    Simultaneously press the “launch sidewinder” button and F9 after turning the plane off and on mid-flight. Try not to aim at a place where people live. Then run “sfcscan /now” and kindly report back to me about the same.

    post marked as solved

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    Open one of your Microsoft Outlooks.

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      No, not that one

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    closed as duplicate

  • durinn@programming.dev
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    Just call customer support. They even supplied you a QR code. What’s your problem?

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    Immediately made me think of this https://youtube.com/shorts/quPd1_oveks

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    Pull that yellow and black thing. You can be sure the problem will not happen again.

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    Use the Emergency Override as mentioned in the Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II User Manual, should be one in the glovebox under the pistol, or in the F35B under the seat, then aim towards military controlled open test land, turn down the cow pie, hit the engine switch, and eject. If no NATO controlled land is nearby then aim for something really hard or try to coast by until you find some.

    The plane is gone but its data will live forever.

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    Delete system32

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    Is the middle hoop for holding the fleshlight?

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      Looks like the ejector switch. Imagine trying to scratch your balls mid-mission and immediately shooting out of the plane pulling break-your-fucking-spine Gs.

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    bro just press ctrl alt del and reboot it

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