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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Gwyneth Paltrow does not approve.

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Gwyneth Paltrow does not approve.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    I know men must look at this and think “wtf is a vaginal spa?”, but I would like to say that as a woman I don’t know wtf it is either

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      As a fellow woman I have no idea either. I just feel like Gwyneth Paltrow is involved SOMEHOW by default.

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        If she was involved there would be a tube attached with a gas mask on the other end.

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        My first thought is that its a fancy dueche, so yeah Gwyneth Paltrow seems right.

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        What kind of drug do you think she takes to be so obsessed with her vagina?

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          Puritanical upbringing that lost out to crunchy granola feminism, but in the way where she learned absolutely nothing from either.

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          Testosterone?

        • M137@lemmy.world
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          I gotta say, I’d be pretty obsessed with mine too if I were a woman. I don’t like her or approve of the dumb and often disturbing shit she does, but I can’t fault her for that specific thing.

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            There is a time and a place to play with your gigi.

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      You’re so lucky to be able to have yours be portable. 😞 The only penile spas I’ve ever seen are permanently installed in a wall. No clue how they work either.

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        Oh those that are installed in truckstop bathrooms?

        • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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          FOR GLORY!

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            https://m.imdb.com/title/tt12724306/

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      My guess is some kind of douche product marketed as a vaginal spa instead of as a douche

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      I’m not going to bother searching to confirm, but I’m pretty sure it’s a steam generator that you sit on. I don’t know why you’d want that.

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        I don’t know why everyone is so clueless. Women are carrying these things around with them everywhere.

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        What’s your favourite vagina tea? I’m partial to Lady Grey or Red Bush.

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          This is why sex ed is so important in our schools. Puritanical Republicans are why so many poor American kids who grow up in red states don’t know about basic things like periods, contraception, and vaginal spas.

        • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          and enjoy

          Uh… So… How?

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          wow. good find, thank you.

          so… how is steam good for the vaginal ecosystem? seems like that would support bacterial growth, i guess? Hopefully the kind of organisms you want, and not just… yeast

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            I don’t know anyone dumb enough to find out. That is viscerally unpleasant to imagine doing. It’s some of the most sensitive tissue on your body and you’re supposed to sit directly over water that was boiling a few minutes ago?

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              I can’t work out, how kinder eggs can’t have toys inside them in the US, in case some kid scarfs the whole thing in one go, but a product that could cause serious scalding by not following the steps exactly, especially to such sensitive skin could possibly be ok?

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                Because you’ve been a victim of corporate anti-regulation propaganda.

                The Kinder egg thing is because anything non-edible is banned from being mixed into foodstuffs as a general food quality measure. As in you can’t add gravel or dirt or whatever. It was also supposed to ban sawdust but they realized they could just call it cellulose and say it’s a fiber supplement.

                This has the side effect of banning cheap plastic trash in your cheap chocolate that is a stupid product for morons (children).

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                easy… girls dumb enough to chrke on kinder eggs grow to be dumb enough to poach their vag

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                  Then shouldn’t they both be illegal?

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                    lawmakers in the USA are either too dumb or too greedy for their laws to make sense

                    the current batch in charge are both

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                I think even if following the steps exactly there could still be burns. “a few minutes” is ambiguous and could be technically satisfied after just 3 minutes.

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              If I wanted that, I’d use the hand-held shower head.

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                No but see that’s water, not tea

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            Fungal growth too

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        Ioh god! magine burning your vagina with steam?!

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      This is hilarious.

      To me it’s not so much about what it is, but rather why would anyone buy it? Showers are free, and probably less embarrassing to have and use.

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