- ✅ Left hip pocket phone - ✅ Right hip pocket keys - ✅ Right cargo pocket wallet - ✅ Left cargo pocket dog poop bags - ✅ Existential dread - But which pocket does the existential dread go in? - The one in my chest. 
- in the backpack, along with the seven bricks - deleted by creator 
 
 
 
- Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch. 
- Instructions unclear. - Arrested for indecent exposure. - Where did you put your wallet, phone, and keys? 
 
- Yes, you forgot your knife/multitool. - Name checks out. Shouldn’t you be watching fortnine videos on YouTube instead of posting to lemmy? - Two people down voted me need to watch fortnine. User above rides a dual sport motorcycle. Fortnine is a motorcycle YouTube channel staring a Canadian physicist and some clones. - Seen them all already. So for the record, I watch Fortnine videos and post on Lemmy. So there. - It’s been years but I still think his CRF250L/Versys-X 300 review is probably a high water mark. I suppose that one’s finally relevant to me now that I have a 250L Rally… among other bikes. 
 
 
- And a ball of rubber bands apparently. 
- I do my WICK check. - W - Wallet - I - Information device (phone / mp3 player) - C - Cup (travel mug of coffee) - K - Keys - Then I get to my car and I remember that I forgot something else important so I have to go back. - deleted by creator 
 
- That’s me but for the airport. And I always do actually forget something 
- Did I lock the door ? - I must have, I’m pretty sure I remember, but I’m not totally sure… 
- I mean, write a note on your phone and put the widget with the note on the home screen. - You literally have a magic slab of glass that can multitask, use it lol 
- I forget to note what food I have and need before grocery shopping and end up having double of some things and none of some others. 
- ADHD be like… 
- Just put every single shit in your bag / backpack and never take things out except when you are using it immediately 
- you think when you die you feel like you finally have everything you need? 
- You forgot the noise canceling headphones !! 
- Why still brings a wallet with them? 







