Tromboners get jerked off.
Everything else is fingered (or beaten).
Clearly then theramins are asexual.
I would say you finger them; but they can also be fisted. 🤷♂️
They’re very sensual, but there’s not supposed to be any touching.
So they’re Mormon instruments. 🤔
Theremins vibe chord.
What about the reed instruments where you have to give your instrument oral, and it’s your tongue and lip control which determines the note you produce?
[ breathing intensifies ]
Por que no los dos
Wait, but… I make noises when I’m jerked off too…
Am I… an instrument?
Yeah but the third valve slide feels like sticking your finger in someone’s ass whole blowing them.
I’ll take your word for it.
Imagine having to finger your instrument to change notes
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I make sure to wet my instrument before fingering it (reed instrument). The bowed string instruments need to be stroked though.
I lube up my guitar strings before I finger the fretboard
Careful with that G-string, it can just snap right off.
Former trumpet gang, I just want people to think about the fact that every brass instrumentalist has to empty out a notable amount of spit/moisture from their instrument every once in a while and I hope you’re gagging right now because I always do at the thought of it
✨trumpet gravy✨
I should stop scrolling lemmy when I’m eating
No trumpet gravy on the plate eh? Try holding the food in your mouth longer for a similar effect, in a pinch.
It’s condensation
That’s why I included the /moisture part
I make music from the cries of physical abuse. Drummer.
You also make
musicnose by beating animal hide with sticks.I make music from the cries of physical abuse. Dahmer.
My new favorite gif
I’m glad someone posted a Riker
It’s more like vigorously pulling something long and hard into you with both hands
I’ve got the practice
Dude, I think your jerk off technique is gonna break your dick.
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What is the problem?
This one is so rusty!
I see what you did there.
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