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gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

I stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally

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I stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally

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gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    How do you even cut a sandwich horizontally?? The slices of bread are alreadly separated from each other! On what reference do they consider the cutting plane?

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      Cutting a Sando corner to corner is considered diagonal. Cutting across the middle is considered horizontal in this context.

      One creates two triangles, one creates two rectangles. This is from.a top down perspective.

      It’s not very hard to understand when you see it

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      Maybe they’re laying down while cutting it?

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    An uncut sandwich is better than a horizontal cut sandwich.

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      Not even as a kid did I ever understand cutting sandwiches. And crusts were always fine by me.

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        People who cut crusts off toast are so weird. Some bread actually has crusts that are kind of hard, I can see why someone might want to cut it off (even though I think the crust is usually the best part). But toast? maybe useful for the visual presentation, but even then I’d just eat the crust separately.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      a horizontal cut sandwich is just TWO SANDWICHES. Don’t gaslight us!

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    When you post a comment and it gets downvotes: it AN opinion. Jeez.

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      Some “opinions” genuinely suck. But I’ve seen downvotes on extremely mild takes, too.

      Not to mention the irrational hate boner people have on the thorn dude.

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      When you post a comment and it gets downvotes:

      Did you mean to say When you post an opinion and it gets downvotes ?

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        Good lord… the is a typo in my critique!! Ugh.

        I meant: It’s AN opinion.

        And… that’s what I get for being smart alecky

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    Hot dogs are sandwiches

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      This is a settled debate. Hot dogs are tacos

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        Seems like an odd distinction, tacos are also sandwiches.

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          Get your binary food logic out of here

          Sandwich is something between two similar things

          Taco is a thing wrapped around another

          Pizza is a thing on top of another

          Calzone is when one thing is fully encased in another

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            Your definition of sandwhich is incorrect.

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              I see disagreement, but no counter argument.

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        Fuhrer Trump decreed that tacos are hot dogs

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          He’s allowed to identify as whatever processed meat he wants. Hot dogs are tacos though.

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      Smoothies are soup.

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        A soy vanilla latte is a three-bean soup.

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          soy vanilla latte

          I am vanilla latte

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          This is the best one.

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          Only if they use actual vanilla and not a cheap chemical replica

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            No beaver butts here!

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          Lasagna is a casserole.

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            Chicago deep dish pizza is just lasagna.

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              Really stewy lasagna… Gross! Thanks!

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      and I cut them diagonally just because that’s not how a sub should be cut

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        subs are exploding weapons of mass mustard.

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        But a sub is just a sandwich.

        • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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          sandwiches that get cut horizontally

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            Depends on the sandwich orientation when cutting. If you lay the sandwich side to side then cutting across the short length is vertical. Laying the sandwich so it’s point away from you would make that cut horizontal.

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    I don’t like 99% of bread. Bread sucks. Rice and noodles are way better starches. Fight me.

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      Noodles suck they fall off my chopsticks making me look like a fool!

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        Skill issue.

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      Germany wants to know your location.

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        German bread can be really good, but a lot of German bread kinda sucks. Especially anything that comes pre-sliced in a plastic bag.

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        I’ll keep these hot takes coming yo. I went to europe because people keep raving aboot bread in europe and people say Toronto has bad bread or something but neither I nor my partner could taste much of a difference when comparing breads from actual bakeries.

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      Better starch? Thats a fine opinion. Bread sucks?! Gimme yo location dukes up bitch

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        I order thin crust pizza because it has less bread. I treat bread as a vehicle for food and nothing else.

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      Silence The Discord!

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      If you get 100,000, you get a pizza party

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        with pizza cut HORIZONTALLLY ,…MUAHHAHAHAHA…

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          Tavern cut is the best cut so yeah.

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      No effect apart from a bit of algo ranking. On reddit you get timed out if people down vote its annoying.

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    Which way is horizontal?

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      The wrong way

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    What’s behind her and why does it have a vein?

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      Image search pulls up that it’s a screenshot from the music video Doja Cat - Paint The Town Red.

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      It’s a horn. No veins https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m4_9TFeMfJE

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        TIL that Doja Cat is a real name for an artist. (I’m not mocking - I just thought the name was a meme.)

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          When you wake up from a coma, you have to move slowly and take it easy when you get out of bed for the first time in ten years.

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            Your comment is more applicable than you might know.

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              I hope you recover well, and have doctors with an actual clue.

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                Thanks! I was never in a coma - AFAIK - but I did hurt my back and get stuck in bed for eleven days, which is why this is relevant.

                So far my doctor hasn’t fixed the issue, so I can’t comment on his clues, but he seems pretty confident so I’m hopeful.

                He also complimented me on my back maze, so I would likely feel positively about him in any case!

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          It is a stage name, not her real name, so kind of both depending on how you look at it?

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            True! I never really thought it was her real name, even after learning she exists, but I could have expressed that better.

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        An excellent song.

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          The bass slaps!

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