Me saying Alec Baldwin was responsible for what he did, and should’ve faced consequences for it. Downvotes aplenty, but I stand by my belief
How do you even cut a sandwich horizontally?? The slices of bread are alreadly separated from each other! On what reference do they consider the cutting plane?
Maybe they’re laying down while cutting it?
Cutting a Sando corner to corner is considered diagonal. Cutting across the middle is considered horizontal in this context.
One creates two triangles, one creates two rectangles. This is from.a top down perspective.
It’s not very hard to understand when you see it
Yup. It’s why I don’t bother reading replies. I said what I said, I don’t care what your response is.
(No offense. I just don’t wanna hear it.)
Yes. Lemmy needs an “ignore replies” option, both for posts and comments.
Do you ever reply to replies?
Your boos mean nothing! I’ve seen what makes you cheer!
I genuinely don’t give a fuck about internet points. I’ve seen a bunch of perfectly reasonable takes get downvoted into oblivion and a bunch of dogshit comments get hundreds of votes. People who adjust their opinions based on updoots need to go outside unironically.
Me and my nihilism and anti-natalism.
And if a .ml user or equivalent is around, my anti-authoritarianism.
When you post a comment and it gets downvotes: it AN opinion. Jeez.
Some “opinions” genuinely suck. But I’ve seen downvotes on extremely mild takes, too.
Not to mention the irrational hate boner people have on the thorn dude.
When you post a comment and it gets downvotes:
Did you mean to say When you post an opinion and it gets downvotes ?
Good lord… the is a typo in my critique!! Ugh.
I meant: It’s AN opinion.
And… that’s what I get for being smart alecky
An uncut sandwich is better than a horizontal cut sandwich.
Not even as a kid did I ever understand cutting sandwiches. And crusts were always fine by me.
People who cut crusts off toast are so weird. Some bread actually has crusts that are kind of hard, I can see why someone might want to cut it off (even though I think the crust is usually the best part). But toast? maybe useful for the visual presentation, but even then I’d just eat the crust separately.
a horizontal cut sandwich is just TWO SANDWICHES. Don’t gaslight us!
Hot dogs are sandwiches
This is a settled debate. Hot dogs are tacos
Seems like an odd distinction, tacos are also sandwiches.
Get your binary food logic out of here
Sandwich is something between two similar things
Taco is a thing wrapped around another
Pizza is a thing on top of another
Calzone is when one thing is fully encased in another
Your definition of sandwhich is incorrect.
I know, it must be terrifying to have the truth of the world laid out for you so plainly. Terror is a calzone, by the way
I see disagreement, but no counter argument.
Life is not always fair.
Fuhrer Trump decreed that tacos are hot dogs
He’s allowed to identify as whatever processed meat he wants. Hot dogs are tacos though.
Smoothies are soup.
A soy vanilla latte is a three-bean soup.
soy vanilla latte
I am vanilla latte
This is the best one.
Only if they use actual vanilla and not a cheap chemical replica
No beaver butts here!
Lasagna is a casserole.
Chicago deep dish pizza is just lasagna.
Really stewy lasagna… Gross! Thanks!
and I cut them diagonally just because that’s not how a sub should be cut
subs are exploding weapons of mass mustard.
But a sub is just a sandwich.
sandwiches that get cut horizontally
Depends on the sandwich orientation when cutting. If you lay the sandwich side to side then cutting across the short length is vertical. Laying the sandwich so it’s point away from you would make that cut horizontal.
nah, horizontal means perpendicular to the main axis. there’s only one main axis for a sub. and roll doesn’t matter
This is online discourse. You’re supposed to be a voice for the hive-mind narrative. We will cleanse the forum from your pollution and discord and make it join our harmony. I am a voice in their choir.
Silence The Discord!
Which way is horizontal?
The wrong way
I don’t like 99% of bread. Bread sucks. Rice and noodles are way better starches. Fight me.
Noodles suck they fall off my chopsticks making me look like a fool!
Cut them up and eat it with a spoon
Skill issue.
Germany wants to know your location.
German bread can be really good, but a lot of German bread kinda sucks. Especially anything that comes pre-sliced in a plastic bag.
I’ll keep these hot takes coming yo. I went to europe because people keep raving aboot bread in europe and people say Toronto has bad bread or something but neither I nor my partner could taste much of a difference when comparing breads from actual bakeries.
Same with us Americans, they think we all eat wonderbread with every meal
Better starch? Thats a fine opinion. Bread sucks?! Gimme yo location dukes up bitch
I order thin crust pizza because it has less bread. I treat bread as a vehicle for food and nothing else.
Ramen is good on bread. Even better in a wrap. The non-soup kind works best for this.
Wait, do votes on comments have any effect at all on Lemmy, or is it just a tally to see how popular your views are?
If you get 100,000, you get a pizza party
with pizza cut HORIZONTALLLY ,…MUAHHAHAHAHA…
Tavern cut is the best cut so yeah.
Only if the pizza is a rectangle
No effect apart from a bit of algo ranking. On reddit you get timed out if people down vote its annoying.
That’s actually very easy on Lemmy
A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
Based!!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯The sandwich: 🌭
That’s a taco.
Soup
Tacos are a flatbread sandwich.
No hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
Cube Rule of food is dumb, tacos require a tortilla.
Both? Both is good. Hot dogs are tacos which are a subset of sandwiches? Tacos just have one piece of bread instead of two.
Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
Freeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
Why are we freezing slap chops…
You’ll love my nuts.
Thanks SatansMaggotyCumFart
Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
There aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
Buckaroo Banh Mi over here…
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
Time is a flat circle.
That’s a pizza.
a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?
So like an Uncrustable.
Like a pizza.
Mobius sandwich
Well yeah, time exists.
That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
Hope you wore a hair net.
How many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
4D time cube?
Two and it’s been cut on both already.
I thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
What if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
