I hate it when people use multiple metric prefixes, a trillion terrawatts is a quettawatt. Also hate it when news reports use “a million gigabytes”, like please just use a petabyte, it is way more impressive anyway.
And “a thousand kilometers” is a megameter; but if you say that, people will think you’re bonkers.
Was a joke from the start: ✅ ✅
This is assuming my girlfriend is hot. And that she exists.
Edit: though I don’t think a Dyson sphere exists either, so we’re making a lot of assumptions here.
334 trillion trillion watts!
Only exists in my head ✅✅
Sadly, neither are achievable at your current technology level
You just have to construct additional pylons.
We require more vespene gas
This is good advice. I never used to get laid then I constructed additional pylons and harvested more vespers gas and now I have 30 girlfriends who all sleep with me in a pile.
so 60 supply of adepts i presume
Vacuum cleaner tech at it’s best.
Booba?
If you converted all the energy in the human body into an hour of electricity it would be like 1.75 petawatts. So don’t write her off just yet.
2000 kcal is only 2326 Wh.
Not incinerating a person, their atomic energy.
Ah. And i missed the “all the energy in the human body” part. My bad.
speak for yourself
Me, looking at my Dyson vacuum: “you can do what”
WKYK, oh yeah
High maintenance? Probably not. There will be an easy way or it won’t be worthwhile.
I imagine it’s still not an “install and forget” kind of situation. At least one fulltime employee will be needed for that thing. 😆
are we talking about the girlfriend? Do you have pool?
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Never been asleep next to a woman generating enough heat to power a sphere
How about enough to power a Dyson?
Hot
Depends.
What about when she’s angry?
The dyson sphere?
