Shitty AI generated Dyson Sphere is off-center. Whole thing is going to destabilize and collapse.
I hate it when people use multiple metric prefixes, a trillion terrawatts is a quettawatt. Also hate it when news reports use “a million gigabytes”, like please just use a petabyte, it is way more impressive anyway.
And “a thousand kilometers” is a megameter; but if you say that, people will think you’re bonkers.
i will use that from now on
Was a joke from the start: ✅ ✅
This is assuming my girlfriend is hot. And that she exists.
Edit: though I don’t think a Dyson sphere exists either, so we’re making a lot of assumptions here.
Dyson Spheres are based on a satirical paper by Freeman Dyson, so it doesn’t even really exist as a serious idea either.
The interatellar factory game, however, is fantastic.
Only exists in my head ✅✅
334 trillion trillion watts!
Sadly, neither are achievable at your current technology level
Assuming it’s achievable at all
You just have to construct additional pylons.
We require more vespene gas
This is good advice. I never used to get laid then I constructed additional pylons and harvested more vespers gas and now I have 30 girlfriends who all sleep with me in a pile.
so 60 supply of adepts i presume
Vacuum cleaner tech at it’s best.
Booba?
If you converted all the energy in the human body into an hour of electricity it would be like 1.75 petawatts. So don’t write her off just yet.
2000 kcal is only 2326 Wh.
Not incinerating a person, their atomic energy.
Ah. And i missed the “all the energy in the human body” part. My bad.
High maintenance? Probably not. There will be an easy way or it won’t be worthwhile.
I imagine it’s still not an “install and forget” kind of situation. At least one fulltime employee will be needed for that thing. 😆
are we talking about the girlfriend? Do you have pool?
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Me, looking at my Dyson vacuum: “you can do what”
WKYK, oh yeah
speak for yourself
Never been asleep next to a woman generating enough heat to power a sphere
How about enough to power a Dyson?
She never uses it
Hot
Depends.
