I think I’ve made my choice
Coons have hands just sayin
That’s just most of North America.
In my neck of the woods you swap out the possum for a badger
Possums eat spiders. So there’s that.
I choose Stinkachu!
RACOON ROLL ATTACK!
This made me unfathomably happy
He’s gotta go. He’s gotta go fast.
I would name that raccoon Samus
Really missed opportunity for a Roll Out strategy.
It was literally game breakingly strong.
Raccoons are smart and have thumbs. I have to go with this guy 🦝 👍
A friend of mine actually has a skunk as a pet.
Cute little critters.
Skunk.
I will get banned from animal fighting immediately, however, I will also get the people there sprayed, making them incredibly easy to identify and apprehend.
Yeah, that’s right. I’m a mole.
Skunk. He can only do his move about seven times in a row, but it’s Super Effective on basically everything but owls.
Owls don’t mind skunk spray?
Birds pretty much universally have little or no sense of smell. Owls are one of the few predators that actually go for skunks.
Correct!
Great Horned Owls will also eat porcupines.
No smallish creature is safe. Foxes, turkeys, bats, fish, scorpions, snakes, other owls. You name it and it’s around owl size or smaller, an owls will eat it.
Skunk spray isn’t great for their eyes though. Here is an owl in with skunk sprayed eyes.
It can cause irritation or ulceration, and then animals will rub at their eyes, potentially causing further physical damage.
Why would you spray skunk in that poor owls eyes
He looked at me funny after I told him not to.
Thankfully I’ve only been in the building once so far when a skunk decided to blast us. The skunk baby was usually sweet and easygoing, but he sprayed 3 or 4 times in the clinic in a week.
It turned out the one pair of gloves (the orange ones) would freak it out and it would blast whomever was going to grab it. At least it was so small it barely had any booty juice, but skunk smell indoors is no joke. 🤢
The job is its own reward! Every animal bite is like a kiss from our dear Mother Nature!
Ugh, why am I a badger main?
snakeophobia?
Raccoon isn’t getting enough love.
There’s a raccoon who’s obsessed with my barbecue, so maybe I can tame him
Ive been trying to convince my friends its the obvious choice, its got the tankiness of the possum and bonuses to crime
Honestly probably the closest thing to Pikachu we have.
Raccoon with a taser is IRL pikachu.
Might be one of the few animals actually capable of operating a taser thanks to those hands
Try throwing a tennis ball that a dog’s chewed open at him and see if he climbs in. If that doesn’t work, throw a rat at him and try again once they’ve fought a bit.
They are the starters for the entire Eastern United States!
Raccoon no doubt. The theft stat is OP
What? You don’t have rats? Or is that thing in the back supposed to be one?
Rattata is the first encounter on road 1
Tough call between raccoon and possum but I gotta go with my boi possum.
