You must log in or register to comment.
I saw loss before I saw anything else, I seriously need to touch grass
When you do that, you’ll feel like you’re recreating the steps of loss, one panel at a time
Bursting through the doors OUTSIDE in a panic.
Looking at some random shocked person pointing toward the park.
Rushing to the park to see grass.
Sobbing uncontrollably feeling all the grass.
(I’m doing this joke from memory instead of looking up the original comic for reference lol)
What a strange diagram of some slippers.
I spent way to much time thinking that was a pink slipper. The first two made sense but then I was lost.
Ditto, I figured it was one of those dance step guides.
Ditto
“They said I could become anything, so I became everything.”
Kind of is.
But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.
Oh, that’s what that was…
Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I’ll put this info to good use.
Why is she standing in front of a blank sheet of paper?
I kind of made a dumb image in my head that isn’t physically possible but the motion indicators in the image made me imagine a guy with his dong already in and he’s somehow spinning while connected. It’s funnier in my head, I promise.
I can see into his head, it’s pretty funny.
🚁🚁
“You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby…”
When I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, “I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside… hold on, this isn’t a pill”.
My brain immediately skipped to that episode of Friends where Monica learns that Chandler got advice from Joey about licking the alphabet.
The alphabet is good advice, but more for finding the right “letter” for your partner and—this is crucial—sticking to it unless it stops working (sometimes things just shift and you gotta adapt).
I’ll never know, but I trust your judgement xD
I do hexadecimal but the principle is the same.
(edit oh yeah, you got to realise the person is looking for information from their relatives who then directs them to the library — because it’s the 90’s)
Peter?
clit.
Info guide on how to lick a clit. Top is the clitoral hood, bottom is the clit itself
i thought it was about hour up make slippers fit. amazed how far I was.
What kind of animal just does counter clockwise.
“the move” from Seinfeld finally revealed. But you are supposed to end with a swirl.
My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.
Oh. Ohhhh
Also works for slippers.
I thought it was this:
Put your right foot in, take your right foot out. Put your right foot in, and you shake it all about. Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about
Dancing in your slippers, right?
RIGHT?
First, keep your left foot firmly planted! Cock your right foot up like you’ve seen Michael Jackson do.
Next, spin your left foot around 360 degrees while jiggling your right foot like your heater’s on the fritz!
Ditto. The comments enlightened me.
Thank you.
Huh? I just see a bunch of blue arrows on a blank yellowish square.
Its gotta be somewhere…
my dumbass trying to figure out why you’d want to rotate your house slippers:
(this is why I’m single isn’t it)
Yeah, same. I chalked it up to the homosexuality, but I’m not sure after reading some of the comments.
i have the lesbian flavor of homosexuality you’d think that’d help me realize lol
I showed it to my brother who’s flavored straight vanilla and he didn’t get it, either. I’m glad to know we’re not alone. Lol.
Me too 🤣
