I’m going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
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Teleporting to Albania seems OP, I’d definitely take it.
Agreed, it’s at very least the seemingly obvious choice.
Red.
Simply say “oh, its a full moon tonight?” Then look at them with your now piercingly red eyes and state “I must leave, immediately.”
Get out of any social situation and you can get your friends to think you’re hiding some big secret. Win win.
Or “don’t make me angry, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry” while turning your eyes green
Why bother if you could simply teleport to Tirana and back afterwards ?
There’s no “and back” included
Oh, shit. Good catch. I almost died.
Black one for sure. You could get away with some amazing heists/pranks/achievements.
And they’ll be waiting for you in Tarana Albania, every time.
Everywhere? The first thing I would do is take a 3 month vacation and scout the entire city.
Best chances are to bribe the politicians and police, then you can get away with a lot.
get an apartment closest to the teleport place, travelling is now cheaper as you never have to worry about the way back.
I’m having a hard time deciding between the eye color and the teleport to Albania one. I’d probably eventually choose the latter, though
You’re going to get to Albania and really wish you could change eye colors, you just know it.
And teleport back back, right?
… Right?
I didn’t take it that way. It’s still super useful. Bribe their government to not say shit and try to keep a low profile. I don’t know how fucked your passport would look though…
Bribe em a little more and you’ll just be a frequent flyer
Bribe em to get into Schengen.
Talking dog, it’s so obviously talking dog
I feel like you could easily just make money off their TV performances… Wait is the dog like as smart as a person? Isn’t going to start demanding that it sign its own contracts and have its own bank account? That could get old fast.
Why are people obsessed with using the dog to get money or women or whatever? It’s a talking fucking dog!! That’s a cool ass pet I wanna chill with my cool talking dog.
I think the conversation wouldn’t be very stimulating and it would get old fast.
Having a dog that speaks Cantonese would be a great way to get a girlfriend that speaks both English and Cantonese, and make a shit ton of money as the dog talks to people, and the girlfriend translates.
You might not appreciate what they have to say as much as you expect. Let’s just put it that way.
Is this a reference to something I don’t get? Because I dunno how talking dog is some monkeys paw cursed blessing just because it speaks Cantonese. I don’t speak Cantonese, but, like 80 million other people do. So I could learn.
Nobody said it was negative. It simply is what it is. The dog speaks Cantonese. Take it or leave it.
Can I teleport from Tirana, Albania to point with higher altitude in Tirana, Albania?
Because infinite energy glitch.I personally took it to mean you teleport, at will, to a random point in Tirana, Albania, since it wasn’t specified.
Pink pill is literally the infinite money glitch, I don’t see how there’s any other choice here
Because you only get one pill?
5 Dollarydoos!?
Teleport. Easiest heist of my life.
Cantonese speaking dog.
I speak Cantonese
How do you think it’d change your relationship?
I already speak to animals like people, so them being able to hold a conversation with me sounds cool. Might make picking up their poop more awkward though.
I just don’t want it to turn out they’re all super racist or something. That’s my fear.
Does them hating cats or squirrels or something counts as being racist to you?
No, I caught both of my dogs browsing Stormfront and they’ve been really difficult since Charlie Kirk died.
Luol heads up the South Sudan Basketball Federation now. That’s noble as fuck and I’d absolutely sit down with this guy and listen to his story.
Also there’s a chance he’d buy. I’m all about a free McChicken.
Black could be handy once in a while.
The vagueness gives me pause. You could effectively be a god depending on whether you can choose where and how to teleport within Tirana. Constructing buildings and shipping goods with minimal cost and energy. Renaming other towns to expand your powers. Expanding Albania to do the same. Definitely the highest ceiling
Trekking back every time might get old, but it’s a pretty useful one.
“[do something illegal], disappear to Tirana” can be really lucrative, so I wouldn’t care about my plane ticket spending. Wait until it joins EU, and it will be much easier to do whatever you want (otherwise it will be hard to explain, why you keep leaving the country, never crossing back
It doesn’t mention you can take stuff with you. You might end up in Tirana Terminator-style.
Before I saw that one I was tempted to go for the $5 AUD 😂
Do i get to choose which oart of tirana i go to, does it just choose a random place in tirana or is it just like the city center? Also red would be pretty cool.
Doesn’t specify, so just somewhere within the city limits, at a random altitude.
Black, red could be useful for evading the law. Could probably profit off purple. The skull one probably has some side effect I’m not aware of.
Red could also be accomplished with contacts and you don’t waste a power. Though it’d be a great bar trick and probably get you laid to just cycle through colors RGB style.
Yeah, you could probably have a very short but lucrative career being like a mesmerist on TV with that.
