I’m going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
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I could escape from everywhere by teleporting to Tirana, Albania.
Black one. You can earn a lot of money by being the fastest delivery agent.
You can only teleport to Tirana, not back
Love the idea that a third string QB in the XFL is worth $5 AUD. Still overvalued.
Teleporting to Albania seems OP, I’d definitely take it.
Agreed, it’s at very least the seemingly obvious choice.
Australians win again.
Cantonese speaking dog is the obvious choice. Far more impressive than anything else here.
I would 1000% learn Cantonese and have conversations with my dog.
Black one for sure. You could get away with some amazing heists/pranks/achievements.
get an apartment closest to the teleport place, travelling is now cheaper as you never have to worry about the way back.
And they’ll be waiting for you in Tarana Albania, every time.
Everywhere? The first thing I would do is take a 3 month vacation and scout the entire city.
Best chances are to bribe the politicians and police, then you can get away with a lot.
Showing up with armfuls of bribes each time should help.
Staying anonymous would be the best way though, especially if your goings try it more than once.
Red.
Simply say “oh, its a full moon tonight?” Then look at them with your now piercingly red eyes and state “I must leave, immediately.”
Get out of any social situation and you can get your friends to think you’re hiding some big secret. Win win.
Or “don’t make me angry, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry” while turning your eyes green
Why bother if you could simply teleport to Tirana and back afterwards ?
There’s no “and back” included
Oh, shit. Good catch. I almost died.
Happy to help, Happened to me already. Monkey’s paw -ass meme
And teleport back back, right?
… Right?
I didn’t take it that way. It’s still super useful. Bribe their government to not say shit and try to keep a low profile. I don’t know how fucked your passport would look though…
Unless you already live in the Schengen area, then if Albania ever joins the EU as it is talking about doing right now…
Bribe em a little more and you’ll just be a frequent flyer
Bribe em to get into Schengen.
I’m having a hard time deciding between the eye color and the teleport to Albania one. I’d probably eventually choose the latter, though
You’re going to get to Albania and really wish you could change eye colors, you just know it.
But like, I could take a year long rocket to Mars, and immediately return, faster than the speed of light, to Earth, and also violate causality!
True. You’ve got me there. There’s nothing in the rules prohibiting it.
Talking dog, it’s so obviously talking dog
I feel like you could easily just make money off their TV performances… Wait is the dog like as smart as a person? Isn’t going to start demanding that it sign its own contracts and have its own bank account? That could get old fast.
Why are people obsessed with using the dog to get money or women or whatever? It’s a talking fucking dog!! That’s a cool ass pet I wanna chill with my cool talking dog.
I think the conversation wouldn’t be very stimulating and it would get old fast.
Having a dog that speaks Cantonese would be a great way to get a girlfriend that speaks both English and Cantonese, and make a shit ton of money as the dog talks to people, and the girlfriend translates.
You might not appreciate what they have to say as much as you expect. Let’s just put it that way.
Is this a reference to something I don’t get? Because I dunno how talking dog is some monkeys paw cursed blessing just because it speaks Cantonese. I don’t speak Cantonese, but, like 80 million other people do. So I could learn.
Nobody said it was negative. It simply is what it is. The dog speaks Cantonese. Take it or leave it.
5 Dollarydoos!?
Black could be handy once in a while.
The vagueness gives me pause. You could effectively be a god depending on whether you can choose where and how to teleport within Tirana. Constructing buildings and shipping goods with minimal cost and energy. Renaming other towns to expand your powers. Expanding Albania to do the same. Definitely the highest ceiling
Trekking back every time might get old, but it’s a pretty useful one.
“[do something illegal], disappear to Tirana” can be really lucrative, so I wouldn’t care about my plane ticket spending. Wait until it joins EU, and it will be much easier to do whatever you want (otherwise it will be hard to explain, why you keep leaving the country, never crossing back
It doesn’t mention you can take stuff with you. You might end up in Tirana Terminator-style.
Before I saw that one I was tempted to go for the $5 AUD 😂
Can I teleport from Tirana, Albania to point with higher altitude in Tirana, Albania?
Because infinite energy glitch.I personally took it to mean you teleport, at will, to a random point in Tirana, Albania, since it wasn’t specified.
Is it always the same random point, or will I sometimes land in the bedroom of a confused and angry Albanian?
